A Brimstone Hiatus

Time: Ivana huffs, what is the current system the humans are using? Really? If you say so sweetie.

Using the Christian Calendar, it’s star date 09.01.2018.

Place: Earth

*aligns ship to address the planet properly*

​Hello, sweeties. Please do keep it down, we don’t want to wake Captain Hotstuff and the crew. They’ve had a rough few weeks and need to get their beauty sleep.

Good. Thank you.

Due to some unforeseen circumstances, it really was a fine mess they got themselves into this time, the boys will be taking some time off to rest and recuperate. But I didn’t want you all to worry so I’m letting you know the boys need some downtime before getting back to their usual wheeling and dealing.

Don’t worry, Ness is making sure Shaxy stays in bed until fully healed. I’m currently babysitting the other cranky members of the crew. Sorry, playing nursemaid—excuse me.

Corny, I said I’d make sure Rosa is feed, now you go curl up with your demon.

As I was saying, the boys will be back once everyone is a hundred percent again (No doubt getting into another troublesome scheme because of our dear Captain Hotstuff.)

Until the boys get back to their escapades, I suggest everyone take some time for self-care.

A nice warm bubble bath.
Champagne.
The company of good friends, and --

no, Leopold, we can’t borrow a human

—and maybe curl up with a good book.

See you on the upside, sweeties.